- why the fock is it raining
- why do you have that effect on me
- why are you gone
- why don’t i care that you’re gone
- why are you so fit and shit
- where have you been all my life
- why don’t i have a gazebo
- its june why is it not blisteringly hot
- i seriously hate everyone
- does anyone have a gazebo
- i need a gazebo
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.
— (via autem-morts)
(Source: voguelovesme)
mmm tom has grown into a very nice man indeed
(Source: badkryptonian)
(Source: ellengifs)
Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.
— Homer, The Iliad (via shadow-sea)
(Source: serialstranger)
When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
(Source: most-awkward-moments)
oast:
omg yes
we all went through that disturbing period of our lives where we capitalized the first letter of every word
(Source: baneofwolves)
(Source: sallyintheskywithdiamonds)
